Rule #181: You’re three ingredients and thirty minutes away from one heck of a dinner.
Can there be any way possible this isn’t amazing? Pimento cheese + bacon + chicken. What’s not to love? Wrap these babies up all together, throw ’em in the oven, and you’ve got a delicious dinner situation, my friend.
Rule #174: You can’t please everyone. You’re not an avocado.
Avocados have to be one of the most universally loved foods. Add in some goat cheese, and dear sweet deliciousness we’ve got a good dip on our hands. This dip is easy to whip together and keep in the fridge for your snacking pleasure or as a crowd-pleasing appetizer!
Rule #60: You win some. You lose some.
Our life lately has been a little competition between the WINNING and the LOSING columns. Rodeo: WINNING. Fun jewelry: WINNING. Potty training: LOSING.
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Rule #116: Treat yo’ self.
Jon Boy has been out of town all week for work, and to say that potty training isn’t going well would be a gross understatement. Between all the bodily fluids I’ve cleaned up and the temper tantrums galore, I needed to treat myself. And by myself, I mean myself and my sidekick, Little Miss Brookie Boo.
Rule #8: You do you, and I’m a do me.
We can all stand to learn a lot from hip hop songs, y’all. I love me some Tupac, Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, and even good ole Coolio. True story: the first CD I ever bought was Coolio’s Gangster’s Paradise in the third grade. I still know every word and take every possible opportunity to prove that fact whenever it’s karaoke night.