Rule #170: The laundry will never be done.
I’m pretty sure that when it’s my time to go, you’ll find me buried beneath about 392 pounds of laundry. “Where’s Lilly? I haven’t seen her in a few days?” Welp. Check the pile of whites in the corner. That’s where I’ll be.
Rule #275: Tahiti can sometimes look like the inside of a bar.
I actually showered a few times in the past couple of weeks. You’re welcome, John Q. Public. It’s amazing what a little conditioner, 10 lbs. of makeup, and some accessories can do for a girl.
I also got to ‘sneak’ away for a margarita. By myself. At a bar.